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[–] voteforfreedom 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I can relate....but I got a reply from a land manatee family ...

was on <shore leave> with a buddy from the field in Brazil. We get on a bus and these five fucking gigantic women get on the bus....fat fucking bitches....yep Brazilians are getting mexican fat...but these bitches WERE SUPER FAT....in tight clothing....5 manatees coming onto the bus at the same time...a micro bus....every micro bus in brazil needs to have a double seat for 1 rhino....here come 5....so I utter: is there a fatcon convention going on....the lead fat cunt replies in perfect English: That is not very nice....I am stunned but reply...are you heffers American....

OMG...the daughter answers .... ya you poor south american cunt, we are american....(as an american, this pisses me off...respect the country you visit as you represent america)....so I start fucking blasting the pig family on the micro bus....

Their ultimate defense = open up toblerone choco bars and start loving their fat priv....I kept oinking like a pig to the delight of the locals. not happy to see 5 manatees take up 3/4 of a mini bus in Brazil

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

One good thing about getting old You give even less of a fuck about offending people than you do now.

...and given how little I care currently... this is going to be fun :-)

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[–] voteforfreedom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

For sure, you become the chef that makes the Sheppard's pie....

you end up finally discovering the spices that go in the ground meat layer...you see the next generation still trying to figure out what the fuck the cream corn layer IS....and realize that you will die with the latest generation still lost in the mash fluff at the top

Forget about the fact that they get excited when they find out paprika powder goes on the over baked fluff...they seem oblivious to the pinch of nutmeg and ground pepper in the meat at the bottom...and they won't pay attention when you try to tell em about it