Archived When you have zero clue about fitness and start pulling numbers from your immense ass. (slimgur.com)
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Archived When you have zero clue about fitness and start pulling numbers from your immense ass. (slimgur.com)
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[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Guyz I might look fat but I'll have you know I can run an Olympic athlete's 100m sprint speed for a whole 3 minutes."
[–] mk46gunner [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It's due to all that stored energy. Has to be.
[–] Shitting_Shitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Stored energy usually has a purpose. Sounds more like hoarding to me.
[–] LerneanHydra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think 100m in 3 minutes is more accurate.