Archived When you have zero clue about fitness and start pulling numbers from your immense ass. (slimgur.com)
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Archived When you have zero clue about fitness and start pulling numbers from your immense ass. (slimgur.com)
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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
"No woman has yet run a four-minute mile. As of 2015, the women's world record is held by retired Russian Svetlana Masterkova, with a time of 4:12.56 in 1999." Roger bannister broke the four minute mile for men, the men's record I think is currently 3:45.
Fatty can't even lie convincingly.
[–] theunrighteous 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
It's a lard-bullet!
[–] Pohatu 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
More like a cannon ball.
[–] me_buttare_via 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I picture a stick of butter shaped like the Hulk.
[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Guyz I might look fat but I'll have you know I can run an Olympic athlete's 100m sprint speed for a whole 3 minutes."
[–] mk46gunner [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It's due to all that stored energy. Has to be.
[–] Shitting_Shitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Stored energy usually has a purpose. Sounds more like hoarding to me.
[–] LerneanHydra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think 100m in 3 minutes is more accurate.
[–] TenTonneTess 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Dream on hammy. She's probably completely immobile and looking for a feeder.
[–] diefatfucks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
OP, Next time use this link instead http://slimgur.com/images/2015/06/20/d4428c8fcc20128c30c5d68ac66f110b.png
[–] me_buttare_via 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This sounds like something Ragan would say. If you are going to be a huge sack of lard don't make it worse by being a lying sack of lard.
FFS, Fatties. To perpetuate a lie you must do at least a bit of research or preparation. Very disappointing work.
[–] Stinkybeetusfoot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ha ha ha I lost it when people started doing the math especially she has more energy than a fucking .308.