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[–] lautrec_of_carim 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
Just check out her Wikipedia page (no doubt written by herself or a fan):
Yeah, we get it. Only a genius would choose getting fucked for money as a profession, followed by turning obese by age 40. The rest of us ignorami wouldn't understand.
[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I mean, hell, everyone is selling their body and time for money. The obesity part is bullshit though. It's like she thought "now I can get fat!" and went whole hog.
[–] Bushidoclown ago
Interesting how she's supposedly so accomplished.
I bet most biographies of famous people are filled with total lies.
[–] Vrendly ago
Lol why the fuck... what the fuck? Okay... weird.
[–] cocteautwins 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
i had to look her up, that's crazy. lol @ the "i'd like to speak to your manager" haircut now.
i hope no one at the school harasses her daughter about her mom.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She was probably before all the students time with porn. Plus who would even recognize her now?
[–] cocteautwins 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
idk, i know if i had an 11-year-old prodigy in my classes, i'd look them up... plus the article has pictures of her. anyone who's reading it could be a student/future student at the school. people can be jerks.
[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
So it begins
[–] DrShitlord 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Boring and predictable.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Well if that ain't a goddamn boner killer.
[–] joeystals 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Damn, that picture went back in time and killed all my boners from the nineties. All of them.
[–] Obeastiality 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Guess she stopped tossing salads and switched to tongue punching donuts
[–] ChokeSlamAHam 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just brilliant. Thank you for the much needed laugh. Fat ruins everything.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh, wow ... fat clearly has gone to her head, found this while googling for recent pics of her:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/colander-wearing-utah-porn-star-house-arrest-dui-article-1.2491936
[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yup, nothing says classy like getting a DUI at your child's school.
[–] pipispapas 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
nooooooooooooo
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's awesome