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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Instead of putting in some effort into not eating yourself into planet status, eating yourself into planet status because you can. And get money from it. From sick perverts. So you can spend the cash on doctors. And then overdoing it on eating yourself to the grave, by groveling down a terrifying 20000 calories.