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[–] boogie2989 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'm with you. I don't think the celestial tractor beams are designed for livestock
[–] frumpybumpy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Satan doesn't want that shit in hell either.
[–] AzazelForPresident 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nah, I imagine making people clean up after him would actually be a perfect punishment. Not to mention, his fats probably make a disgusting juice to boil people in.