Archived News Report: double earthquake results in one casualty. (i.imgur.com)
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Archived News Report: double earthquake results in one casualty. (i.imgur.com)
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[–] Fightinjuice 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This has gotta be attempted murder, no other reason a fat fuck would just jump on a person like that.
[–] OnePaunchMan [S] 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Obviously she had to crush thin privilege
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Holy fuck... LOLed hard.
[–] projection 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That poor slim girl. What a clumsy, stupid, dangerous flying fat fuck.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is pretty seriously WTF. It goes to show that fats need to be banned. They are too stupid to realise that their zero muscle cannot mobilise all that fat and they will accidentally kill people. I think I see legs moving, but fuck, I would not be surprised if she was dead.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
An additional upside: banning fats from events would get rid of con smell overnight.
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh god Jamaican hams no! Too much donk mon!
[–] MuhFupa ago
It just killed someone but will no doubt get up and start complaining about it's knee pain and how it's not at fault.
[–] Convair990 ago (edited ago)
Jesus did you see the dust erupt when the pink big kahuna landed? Fuuuuuck
[–] SeethingHatred ago (edited ago)
Am I the only one who imagined hearing the Mortal Kombat announcer shout FAT-ALITY!!! while watching that?
...oh it was just me again /shrugs
[–] Obeastiality 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Honestly? I was just disgusted and horrified. That fat swine probably messed up a person's spine for life.
[–] SeethingHatred ago
Yeah, I'm a horrible person but I've long since made peace with it.