Was just leaving the community centre when I spot this tallowtubby and her (?) human sized friend blocking the exit. They're staring blankly at the corridor wall.
I give the customary Great Northern "Hi, excuse me!" but they don't budge an inch or respond in any way. After a couple seconds I start moving towards them.
Hammy thought to resist my unstoppable saunter. I connect with its backpack and felt the floor tremble as the beast engaged its atrophied beetus-ridden glutes. After brief resistance the beast gives way and flops toward the wall.
Oddly the human also decides to stand there like a fucking idiot and gets moved to the side.
Suddenly there's an enraged, wordless reeeeee and the stomping of hooves. I turn around to see the pork princess charging... Towards its human friend, shoving him through the doorway towards me. I laugh. No more oinks are exchanged and the human slinks away.
Must have been a piglover's quarrel. Dumb fats.