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[–] Atlas_Stone [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I know! When it spewed that garbage I wanted to unload but decided 2 words was plenty to make a point.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I know, even if OP was 23 that still wouldn't make sense.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

How old is she planning on getting? 26 is still a baby! I'm f..., older than that and I can't imagine saying that to anyone no matter what age. Sounds like she's given up or truly believes your body should be worn out at 26!

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That's what I was thinking. That's very young to go full ham.

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[–] squirrelette 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

BAHAHAHAHA! You are so lucky to be naturally in shape. Don't you know that hams naturally seek the beetus like moths to a flame?

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

You know what it is to "be naturally in shape"? Our default status unless you fuck it up.

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[–] Atlas_Stone [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Haha like a moth to a flame, nice! The beetus also affects hearing. I was in the middle of talking about a great hike I had on the morning of my birthday. That means nothing though since we are all naturally in shape!

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

When I was younger I had this haggard chain smoking bitch that always called me "kid" at work. I didn't mind but one day, just kidding around. I told her she probably wasn't much older than me. When she asked how old I was and I told her I was 29. her face dropped.

She was 21.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Smoking tends to be mainly stigmatized for the effects on the lungs. But it's really the premature aging which kept me from even considering them. The amount of damage those things can do to skin can be brutal.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I know. There was another girl at that place that was younger than her. She also looked years younger. Seeing her on FB now she looks in her forties though she's about 28

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[–] 7344888? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The reason my younger sister looks about 5-8 years older than me.

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Hahaha tell her I'm 50+ and climb mountains for fun.

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[–] Atlas_Stone [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Happy belatted birthday! I was feeling the same way also. I hear the 30's are great though! I'm single, debt free, and about to buy a house. I'm pretty excited for the future. Who would have thought about planning a future passed the next meal?!

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would have gone with "thousand-lard stare".

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Did you make a comment about the cookies? Oh I prefer "thousand lard stare"

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[–] Atlas_Stone [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No I didn't, she waddled away after educating me. Ha ha I'll have to remember thousand lard stare

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

One thousand pound stare...

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[–] xDominik 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thats the stare they have when they see you eat something they want.

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[–] Greasy_hatefire 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You know you're a ham when your body is done by your 20s. I'm 27 and still feel as young and bouncy and strong and energetic as ever! These sad excuses for humans are acting like grandmas before the first quarter of their lives.

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[–] DamnYouAreIgnorant 5 points 6 points (+11|-5) ago 

*you're

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Perfect screen_name.

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[–] SaintThorlak 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

There their here hear red read steel steal still accept expect

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