This fat story happened a little over a year ago when my daughter was born. Fatasses really are dumb as dirt and are a waste of space / life / resources.
After childbirth, the hospital runs various tests on your newborn to make sure everything is going okay. One of these tests checks to make sure your newborn's ears are working right.
So here I am, carting my newborn precious baby girl down the hallway to get this hearing test done. Of course, I was anxious to get the test over with and hear that my girl's hearing is fine.
Walking into the test room I'm greeted by a normal human, who then says she won't be doing the test. In comes lardass, about 4 people wide, and I'm informed it will be performing the test. Why these cows believe they should be anything other than a patient in a hospital is beyond me. So here we are, waiting to get the test done, and it just stares at us blankly like this is its first time at its job.
It vaguely knows what to do by following the step by step instructions that are on the screen of the testing machine, and it doesn't tell me what to do with the baby and so I ask it if I should hold my baby and it grunts so I figure that's what I'm supposed to do. Fatfuck fumbles with the delicate sensors (these are for newborns). Its hog hands couldn't pin the tail on the correct half of the donkey even without a blindfold. All of this is going down while I'm holding my newborn baby.
After about 10 minutes of fumbling with the sensors, sweating profusely, she begins the test, which is going abnormally slow. I'm still holding the baby and my arms are starting to feel like noodles. The hog makes no mention of how long it normally takes, and doesn't really seem to have any expertise in something that is apparently its job. You would think someone handling newborns would have some sort of training, but I think the adipose tissue had begun to eat behemoth's brain at some point.
After about 15 more minutes of the tests coming back inconclusive, along with having to reapply the shoddily placed sensors a few times, the hog decides we are done and my newborn is hearing defective and will need more tests later.
For the second round of tests I had a normal human. She put all the sensors on my newborn while she was laying down, and the tests ran and completed without flaw within a few minutes.
Fuck fat people.