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[–] CaptHamPlanet 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's a face of someone who hasn't seen their own penis in a decade... or two.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

And the other is the face of some pork orc posing with Hillary Clinton.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thank you, that's the best laugh I've had in a while!

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

One of the best laughs I've ever had on FPH. :)

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[–] Cuntsparkle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Be nice. No one else has either.

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[–] ItsYourFaultYoureFat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I try not to talk about the dead and he has about three weeks left so lemme go ahead and call it fat before it's too late.

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Have you ever seen someone and just knew "Yeah, child molestor".

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[–] squirrelette 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He looks like a hallux.

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[–] SaveTheChildren [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

TIL what a hallux is. And you're right.

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[–] dayoftherake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The thing about death fats is that they must be fucked in the mind. No one who is sane would ever get that fucking fat.

Jesus Christ.

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[–] SaveTheChildren [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm honestly just surprised it is still alive. The human body is a very resilient thing. Everything about that guy screams 'kill me pleaseeee' and yet he's still there, living.

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[–] Storm333 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ok femayos are revolting. But a fucking "man" that looks like this makes me want to vomit. I know exactly how this thing smells, how it's constantly moist. How it's penis is inverted deep inside himself, how vile it is all over. I work in Healthcare and vile things like this are obviously frequent customers. #HAES #dadbod #deadbod

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[–] SaveTheChildren [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh god.

Yes, they must piss all over themselves constantly.

I had a REALLY REALLY fat guy living in my dorm. It took me a while to figure out why he would bring a 2 liter bottle with him to the bathroom whenever he went. I'm still not 100% sure, but I'm convinced he was such a lardass that he needed the bottle to collect the piss while he took a shit, because he couldn't use a regular toilet like a normal human.

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[–] Storm333 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Vomit.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How can you be that flushed from standing? Those eyes are begging for a chair and a hamburger.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nightmare fuel.

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