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[–] klobos [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I thought of the private club thing and the bouncer, but it would be funnier watching fatties trying to squeeze through. Adding an extra exit shouldn't be too hard though.

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[–] TheGlowingRogue 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Couldn't you have a couple alarmed exit only exits that are plenty wide, and have a really small front door?

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[–] diefatfucks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Think Fire safety regulations will prevent you from opening. Best way is a private bar. But, of course, that would mean, less customers, which will be bad for business.You must remember, entrances and exits are crucial when there is an emergency.

But, have a shitlord Bouncer, you can fucking stop ANY FAT FUCK from getting in! HAHAHA!

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[–] klobos [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Having a narrow entrance and at least two other exits in case of fire I think would solve the fire code problem. And of course, free drinks for anyone in the fire department. Fuck the police though, double the price for them.

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[–] diefatfucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hahaha. I wish it would be that easy. Fire safety regulations ain't something to laugh at. Well, I am sure something could be worked out as long as it is not "intentionally or purposefully" constructed to be small.

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[–] rpachigo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Think you might run afoul of ADA laws.

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[–] klobos [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If they can prove they are disabled, I would let them in the back and just not serve them. Just have the bartender say to them that he thinks they had too many already.

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[–] rpachigo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

We have two public and one private restroom in our medical office. The two public ones ADA are friggin huge and the size of exam rooms. Private one is much smaller.

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_SMILE 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Then kick them out for loitering!

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[–] kiazuna 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just serve tapas. Hams hate tapas. Portions are too small for "real" men/women.

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[–] klobos [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A good idea, but I have seen some of them get around this by ordering 15-20 at a time. That and I just want to serve alcohol, no food. That alone may solve the problem.

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[–] treepunchingprincess 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Would you consider combing the bar with another type of facility? I was watching Oz & James Drink to Britain and they visited a tiny Irish bar that doubled as grocery and hardware store. It was just odd watching the bartender pull pints and then go sell hex nuts or whatever. Anyway, how about a licensed crossfit box? Have a "drink of the day" but only available if you've done the workout of the day.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Here's a solution, put a door, inside of a door! Small door to let people in. Near the end of the night, close the small door and open the big one to let them out. Just make sure not to let anyone in near closing, that's when the fatties start their beer goggler stalking!

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[–] Strikingearth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You would have to make it accessible to people with legit disabilities and wheelchairs, so no.

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[–] klobos [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I already said I would include a back entrance in case of fire and to allow for wheelchairs. Obviously that would include any disabled person.

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[–] DeNovoMe 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I have heard plenty of instances of places like apartment buildings in New York creating two separate doors so that poorer residents would not be able to use the same door as everyone else. It's all perfectly legal. Business are allowed to do these things. So if that's legal, then I'm sure making a discriminatory door against fat people would be legal. Or maybe just put a weight sensor in front of the entrance so it only unlocks for people of a certain weight. They would probably need to account for height somehow. Better yet - just have a bouncer that doesn't let in fat people.

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[–] jerv 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Start where it counts, install a <= 20inch doorway in the main entrance to your house. Every fat fuck cable guy, appliance repairman, solicitor, ETC ETC will do a fucking triple take as you sveltely glide to the patio/deck/porch/whatever to greet them, reenter and hold the door and a cheeky smile inviting them in. This is my plan!

But.. leave yourself a big entrance somewhere for the next time you buy something of size, haha.

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[–] klobos [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I had a very narrow spiral staircase when I lived in brooklyn that led to my basement. I called it my anti-fatchick stairs because even a thin person had trouble navigating it. Unfortunately I never got the chance to see how a fattie would handle it because I never allowed any into my place.