Archived Queen's bodyguard "larger than life" - monstrous even (i.dailymail.co.uk)
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Archived Queen's bodyguard "larger than life" - monstrous even (i.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted ago by ConcernedTroll
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[–] FatWombat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Not bodyguard, worker at the restaurant.
[–] praivo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Working as a professional customer.
[–] MoltenFat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Who else would you trust to catch a bullet for the queen? With it's large surface area it has a natural advantage and if it dies, no one will miss it!
[–] DrFingers ago
Right? total cannon fodder here.
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Larger tits than Jordan.
[–] YamaMaya ago
That thing could crush old queenie to death if it falls on her.
[–] 8BigMacNMuhDietCoke 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
I'm shocked suits are made in that size. I could fashion a shelter from that jacket.
[–] Miss32E 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
I've been to Buckingham Palace, the only reason the queen hasn't been assassinated is because these royal properties have cops on site and I've seen them holding what looked like a bloody AK-47 in the distance. Edit: My comment referred to how that "bodyguard" would fail to protect her, not that I wish her death.