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[–] 7053408? 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

What makes them think they are worthy to even make eye contact with us?

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

He's at the gym, shitlord!

Don't you know that means the calories just fall off and it makes him infinitely more attractive to the gender of his choice?

Spoiler alert: the gender is probably orca.

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[–] 7053567? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I hear those blowholes can be pretty tight.

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[–] Pyrrha191 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I see proper form in about 10% of everyone I've witnessed squatting at the gym. Of that 10%, fatties comprised 0%

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

the funny part being that fatty's back is always overly arched from trying to compensate for all the extra weight hanging off the wrong areas.

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[–] Pattoe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A normal person should be able to sit in an office chair, with the bottom of their back touching the backrest, their entire back against the backrest, and their head against the headrest. That's how a chair is designed. This is not possible for a fat fuck because their fat has malformed their musculature.

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[–] FilmMakingShitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm too tall for the headrest :(

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, it's almost painful to watch fat men with huge guts, and the way it makes their backs arch. Or, it would be painful if I weren't busy laughing at them.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Plus their knees bow inwards.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That was amazing. Did it say anything after that or just sulk away silently, full of shame?

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It didn't say shit.

Perhaps because of the "I'm going to fucking murder you for interrupting my routine" look I gave it.

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm surprised it didn't say something about atg being bad for your knees, that's their usual line.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] ago 

I can't take credit for that one. I wish I could remember who I picked it up from but it was around here.

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Exactly how much should you arch your back when squatting? You should've had him demo and film it.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Then post that under "how not to squat".

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I like quick stories. I like you. You did a good job today.

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