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[–] buttmuffins123 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

As a server, I love to tell my fat customers about how much I love our nachos and other super caloric foods and watch them dig their hole even deeper.

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[–] mw719 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The deeper they dig the deeper your pockets grow

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[–] buttmuffins123 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Pretty much. It's also obviously easy to sell them on dessert ("my favorite is the towering midnight fudge cake, and don't worry I'm very generous with the ice cream 😉") and that's an extra $5 on the check for 30 seconds of work.

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[–] buttybootybutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I really enjoy offering them bacon on everything and seeing if they fall for it. Pig on pig action.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Nice. Sometimes Cyanide and Happiness makes me chuckle.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

HAMGUR NO!

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Solid fucking gold.

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[–] stupideurasian 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm going to use this!

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[–] ReadMe 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, it's funny. Everything C&H is funny and never offensive. Ever. Because that would not be a viable way to make online comics.