Posted by: DietCokehead1
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Archived on: 2/25/2017 10:00:00 AM
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[–] Panniculus_Harpooner 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
the mattress is defeated
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The whole room is tired of catching L's.
[–] DietCokehead1 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Your username is awesome
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Assuming this isn't just something stupid it's doing for attention or to make some bullshit statement, this is so typical of fats. People who start their weight loss program with crunches are people whose entire research on the subject has come from sitcoms. This is a near worthless exercise for anyone. Start by cleaning your disgusting house without eating during or after. You just know this is the mighty weight loss attempt that will be used as the story of how they tried everything and couldn't lose weight.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Shockingly, this may not just be for attention. A friend of a friend was doing 1000 situps a night to get the 6 pack... or at least she told me that he was.
Back when I was still naive and stupid, I offered to help him lose weight and get in shape if he wanted. He of course said yes, quite enthusiastically... until he found out that my "secret" to looking good was eating healthy and working out hard 4 days a week. Suddenly he lost interest in my help... Fats, always looking for a magic pill or easy answer.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Lol me and my mom had this conversation:
Mom: "I desperately need to lose weight for your sister's wedding there are going to be so many people there I haven't seen in years! This is the most important thing I need to do right now, plus it'll help with my diabetes!"
Me: "Ok first download MyFitnessPal and start calorie counting..."
Mom: "No."
Me: "..."
[–] WhatWouldDonaldDo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They have tried everything though
Everything except shutthefuckupandstopbeingabitch
[–] squirrelette 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
It just needs to do thirty crunches a day to get that six pack right?
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's OK, you only need to put yourself through such a hellish exercise regime for 30 days. That's how long late night TV has taught me that it takes to get ripped.
[–] ThatCuckoldSpez 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Looks like someone's got their life together
[–] iivxvii 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Two of my least favourite things combined into one image. Hoarders and fucking fatties.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
BEEFCAKE....BEEEEEFCAKE!!!
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"I'm really starting to fill out nicely"
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Exercising? I thought it was a pig rolling around it's filth.
[–] Goat-fister 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I don't know what's worse... that thing, or its sty...
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I do. The sty can be fixed in a few days.
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Both can be fixed with fire