Archived What fatties hide in their fat rolls ? True story. (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived What fatties hide in their fat rolls ? True story. (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by Loki_shitlord
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[–] Tozetre 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I am actually gagging at work.
Fine job. Upgoat for you.
[–] phlebotinum 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Upgoat to anyone who says upgoat.
[–] Namaha 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Days. She didn't bathe for several days at least. Or if she did bathe, she clearly can't do a good enough job cleaning her disgusting rolls. No wonder fatties smell so fucking bad.
[–] DropBearBait 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There was a gif I saw of a woman using a toilet brush to clean between the rolls. I guess once you hit around 400 you have to just accept you have moved into the 'absolutely fucking disgusting' realm
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Is this actually even possible? I mean... how may rolls do you have that you can't search under all of them??
[–] Loki_shitlord [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
How many or how deep ? Must have been a fat roll feast... And also how can you not FEEL that you have something stuck there.
[–] wolfgirlnaya ago
To be fair, she probably had stuff growing between those rolls, so I doubt she had any sensation there at all.
[–] LegendarySock 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If they can have a dead cat between their rolls and not realize it, I don't think hiding a cookie would be a problem
[–] whiteruski ago
Is this a legit story?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] crimsonpowder ago
It would be more entertaining to feed it to her.
[–] longlostbleu 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Especially when they start getting all excited and start sweating profusely.
[–] dontqueefonmebro 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And then began the heavy breathing as she stared wondrously at the molded sugary treat.
[–] lanmanager 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I heard a story about some doc finding a green hotdog.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Tozetre 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nice try, but I'm not clicking that.
[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sorry, but I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one.
[–] Tozetre 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Why? There's doctor/EMS stories about mushrooms growing in navels, moldy bread under titflaps, even miscarriages festering down below. "Hide the cookie" sounds horrifying and exactly in line with how fatties treat their bodies.