Posted by: KazKoz
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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Guess Their Gender: Fatino Version
[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I thought that was raging chestpain at first lol
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That thing should compete in an IM Tri with Raging Chestpain. They’d probably be neck-and-neck “competitors”--if either had a neck.
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But guys, guys, it's not the lardo's fault, it ended up like that because it has hypothyroidism, it tried dieting every day but it didn't work, both the beast and its mom don't understand how it got that big! That's what the reporter said (hold my beer while I check that dual-language privilege!)
[–] Fat_chance ago
Also, what about "starvashun mode"? We wouldn't want that, would we?/s
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wow, it looks like Trigglypuff's fatter, more retarded cousin from south of the border.
[–] squirrelette 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Goddamn, look at those humans trying to lift it into the van while it writhes about on the ground like a snake that swallowed an elephant, waving its sausages at the crowd as though they are looking with any emotion other than horror. How did they even find a van strong enough to carry that much of lard? Even if they cleave the planet in two it will still weigh almost six hundred pounds!
[–] SlayFatLesbians 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It needs to say "sorry" to every fucking tree it sees for wasting the oxygen the trees help make.
[–] Shes2FAT4ME 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hey that's not fair, it has its own oxygen supply silly!
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The best exercise for him would be to staple his jaw shut.
[–] Eric5251 ago
Look at at all the people, time and resources that go into helping just live his daily life.