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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
They go where the fat stacks are. It's capitalism after all. Time to exploit the lardasses that'll use their product for a whopping 3 weeks.
[–] Dropkickbooties2 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
No, no, you're mistaken. Hamplanets love wearing workout gear! To the mall food court, the grocery store, out to eat, Starbeetus... It's a low effort, stretchy outfit that makes it look like they care about health. And the best part is, they don't really have to care at all!
[–] Fat_chance 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Right! Besides, they can't go to a gym or for a run without expensive workout clothing. How are they going to snap a few selfies if they don't look on "fleek"?
[–] Fat_chance 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Besides, fats are the best customers, in terms of spending of course. No impulse control, they ruin the products fast and need knew ones, or they outgrow their clothes faster than the speed of light.
I know that, I'm just sick of seeing clothes the size of tents...