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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

FUCK YEAH! YOU GO, GRANDMA!!!

I shall be a fit grandma. I shall play with my grand-shitlings. I will bike with them, run with them, not sit around yelling like my mom's abusive bitch of a mother did. She yelled at me for running in the yard like kids do. "Muh grass!" Like you fucking get up and take care of it, bitch. She's been dead for 7 years now. Meanwhile, my grandpa on my dad's side bikes, eats healthy, and he is 86. I would not be surprised if he makes it to 100.