Posted by: Fllmia
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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I have the opposite problem. I keep going on interviews and deathfats are doing the interviewing. You can almost see in their eyes the jealousy that I'm still human. Probably doesn't help when I say things like "I grew up an athlete so I'm used to having drive and acheiving goals...."
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Interviewing is fun. If I get an interview I always get the job. Walk in dressed nicely, tie, etc.. and you can see the mental gears click "human size, must work out!" 😂
[–] Fllmia [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You don't want to work for a fat.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
But I do wanna work.
[–] ETres 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'm an HR person, and I've chosen equally-qualified candidates based on which one wasn't obese.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Because you know the fatty is lying about how qualified and capable it is. They always lie, they never do work that's on par with a human ever. I see it all the time in my career.
[–] Runstone 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Omg I'm in promo world and this is SO true!!!
[–] ETres 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You are correct.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And just think. "The children are our future" 😂 drove around UT a couple days ago. Amazed how many obese college kids there were... stupid fucks, that is the time of your lives where you should be physically fit and appealing.
[–] MarshmallowCreme 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There was a picture of a Trump protest somewhere near the Austin campus...
90% of the college students in the pic were fucking huge...
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes.... yes they are. Fucking disgusting failures.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe they misread the job position as donut security?
Although I wouldn't trust any fats to secure donuts, unless it meant firmly down their Greasy gullets.
[–] runningnooblet 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
You know the freshman 15? It means they're going in at 15 stone (210lbs) and coming out even fatter.
But in all seriousness it's the best age and place to catch on FA.
[–] its-the-new-style ago
The thinnest they will ever be
[–] Sanguinelady ago
Remember Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park? Strange how so many of the college kids turn into that. Hope one of the two ended up being human!
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You know what's sad? He was meant to be a comically huge character that was a laughing stock and an idiot... now... by comparison, he's relatively small compared to some of the deathfats I see now.
[–] Sanguinelady 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
According to the books he really got shafted by Hammond who was a much different character via book than what he was on screen. He was, however still a fat sack of shit who was a security risk because he valued money over anything else, and like a stupid fat with clogged brain, cut the power without taking into consideration the possibility of RAIN(and disregarded the lives of many people for his own gain). He acted just as a death fat would...but yeah he is still quite small compared to what we see today.
[–] TwoTonTessie ago
Update us
[–] Fllmia [S] ago
One human. One more to go for today.