Archived Stopped at subway for lunch. I like to call it the "extra cheese extra mayo" line (sli.mg)
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Archived Stopped at subway for lunch. I like to call it the "extra cheese extra mayo" line (sli.mg)
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[–] fattiesgonnaeat 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
And every last one of those fatasses think they're eating healthy, even when they get extra cheese, extra mayo, plus their bags of chips and extra large diet cokes lol.
[–] 6795600? ago
Don't forget that cookie too. Or is that no longer part of the combo?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I used to work at Subway. I can confirm that they go through mayo twice as fast as any other sauce. And it's always the eatbeasts who will order something like meatball with classic chicken added and double bacon, double cheese, no salad, and several dressings. The horror.
[–] hypercat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Subway has no flavor to me. There is no point in getting cheese because you can't taste that tiny little slice that gets overpowered by crappy lettuce and the 3 olives you get. If I MUSH eat it I get salt and pepper and just vinegar (who needs oil) as a sauce and the grilled chicken because sliced chicken is slimy. I do get the chips and I put them in the sandwich to give it some texture.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My go to is grilled chicken, double meat, spinach, hot peppers, pickles, hot sauce, and mustard. It's a decent calorie to protein ratio.
[–] hypercat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Mustard for the win. I am a ketchup hater. However I rather just make my own sandwiches.
[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Full foot long sub: extra cheese, extra mayo, extra oil, extra meat and no veggies. Perfect "meal" for those eatbeasts. I shudder to think of the calorie count of their "healthy" snack.
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Key word being "snack". They'll get a footlong combo with cookies and diet coke tee hee so that they don't go into starvashun mode between (second) breakfast and lunch.
[–] Fayutt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The look of relief in the staff's eyes when they find out they don't have to assemble another meatball sub is totally worth the visit.
[–] Runway22L ago
More like the back-fupa line. But...Jared got skinny at subway??
[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not only are they disgustingly fat, but disgustingly dressed. I don't put on an Armani suit just to go gas up the car, but holy fuck, I at least make myself look "put together". Fucking slobs.
[–] shitlord4life 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
"Sweat pants are the only thing that fit me right now"
[–] Fat_chance 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Best comment I read in a while! Here's an upvote!
Edit: Is one of them wearing a jacket and slippers? WTF?
[–] Kelspa 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nothing wrong with extra cheese and mayo. A lot wrong with siting on your ass all day after eating it.
[–] DrFingers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sometimes I go to Jimmy John's. According to their website menu widget, taking mayo off your sandwich saves about 150 calories.