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[–] pipispapas 0 points 81 points (+81|-0) ago 

Floppy Tits McBacon Bits

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[–] ETres 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yup, up-vote to the OP for that!

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[–] Werewolfin22 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

God that is hilarious 😂

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[–] BUT_MUH_JUHNETIKS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I can't give you enough upvoats

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

Tell it that you've been trying to gain 5 pounds for ten years and nothing seems to work. Then ask it for bulking advice. That should do it and have less chance of you getting fired.

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[–] skittlesforhair [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This might work. I'm currently bulking and it's hard as fuck to eat enough.

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[–] StupidShitlords 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just eat a bunch of raw nuts. Like 1/4 cup is something like 200 calories.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's bloody brilliant!

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Honestly I like bars where attractive bartenders rip apart gross drunks... So... Here's hoping for a promotion?

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Tell her that you got a fitbit and swapped to diet soda.

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[–] vandilx 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I upvoated you because of "Floppy Tits McBacon Bits".

In regards to this customer, I would tell her, "I appreciate your concern. Actually, I eat quite a bit, but I offset it with copious exercise to stay in shape."

Since nothing about that statement is offensive, you're good.

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[–] Locked_Account 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She is attracted to you but is too f'd up to communicate it effectively. Book it.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Nah, just tell her that you eat 7000 calories a day but your metabolism is so high that you burn it all off and then some. She's not going to listen to you telling her to eat less and you're more likely to make her cry and feel hopeless if she thinks you eat way more than she does.

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[–] StupidShitlords 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"I have the metabolism of a tyrannosaurus rex."

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's super frustrating to hear that you have to take this abuse. I would definitely get snarky with this bitch. If she wants to go on about your weight every week, then she is also fair game. I hope you don't get fired but i do hope you get some kind of vengeance.

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