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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"the 49-year-old..." "a stroke 7 years ago" (49-7 = stroke at 42)

HAES, yo.

"But the 49-year-old's barrister Ian Bridge pleaded with the judge not to jail the “morbidly obese” Jenns, of Richborough Way, because she couldn’t cope with life behind bars."

Just tell her that the bars are chocolate. She won't want to leave even if you leave her cell unlocked.