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[–] Plavonica 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

If I had broken my ankle with no cell signal and no one around you would have found me in the middle of dragging myself back to signal/people.

Normal sized people could just use a branch as a crutch and simply hobbled out. No need to drag yourself around. Branches can only support so much weight however so that isn't an option if you weigh more than Godzilla.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If he tried doing that, the branch would probably impale him through the armpit. Then he'd be left without an arm and a leg.

Obesity costs an arm and a leg.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fatso was only about 300lb, there should have been some lumber capable of partially supporting his fat ass, but nope. Fatty had to ruin a bunch of other people's days rather than put in the effort to help himself. Just like every other day of his fat life.