Archived Fattie broke his ankle while hiking and I had to save him (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Fattie broke his ankle while hiking and I had to save him (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] Plavonica 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Normal sized people could just use a branch as a crutch and simply hobbled out. No need to drag yourself around. Branches can only support so much weight however so that isn't an option if you weigh more than Godzilla.
[–] DessertFox 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If he tried doing that, the branch would probably impale him through the armpit. Then he'd be left without an arm and a leg.
Obesity costs an arm and a leg.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fatso was only about 300lb, there should have been some lumber capable of partially supporting his fat ass, but nope. Fatty had to ruin a bunch of other people's days rather than put in the effort to help himself. Just like every other day of his fat life.