Archived Fattie broke his ankle while hiking and I had to save him (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Fattie broke his ankle while hiking and I had to save him (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by captaincalorie
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[–] Runway22L 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
What was an obeast doing hiking in the first place?
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
HAES DAMNIT! YOU CAN'T TELL BY LOOKING THAT MUH MORBIDLY OBESE BODY IS NOT AN ELITE HYPER MARATHONER, SHITLORD
[–] Runway22L 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yeah, actually you can. They're the ones always sitting in the doctors offices in the bench-chairs.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Maybe someone who was trying to get rid of him told him there were free donuts there, OP ruined the plan.
[–] Runway22L ago
Damn sensitive people! It's not like we don't already have a plan for getting rid of the fatties!
[–] damnbiker ago
Its GPS told him there was a McDonalds nearby.