Archived Fattie broke his ankle while hiking and I had to save him (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Fattie broke his ankle while hiking and I had to save him (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] captaincalorie [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
I hike that trail often, and I have a good reputation in the community where I live. If I was recognized as walking past an injured person, it could come back to bite me hard. If that person had died, there is a ton of evidence (license plate recorded, visual confirmation from other hikers, cellphone location history, etc) that could link me to being in that area.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
What was an obeast doing hiking in the first place?
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
HAES DAMNIT! YOU CAN'T TELL BY LOOKING THAT MUH MORBIDLY OBESE BODY IS NOT AN ELITE HYPER MARATHONER, SHITLORD
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Maybe someone who was trying to get rid of him told him there were free donuts there, OP ruined the plan.
[–] damnbiker ago
Its GPS told him there was a McDonalds nearby.
[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They might be an obeast, but it's a hell of a lot easier to get them off the trail while they're still alive, as compared to their dead body. And nobody likes finding a dead body while they're out hiking.
[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You said yourself it's a remote trail. You could have spun on your heels and quietly walked away before fatty saw you. Unless you had someone with you, nobody would ever know you were there. Just that you were in the park. They have zero proof.
[–] Fitblue 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
That guilt would gnaw at me for years.
[–] DevilsMonkey 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think you would have been good calling 911 and then going about your day. As soon as they are aware of the situation it becomes their problem. Whether they go down the wrong trail or not.