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[–] BadIdeaFactory 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You're a sandwich.
(Since there's not enough hate in this post, I'd like to add that the piece of shit diabetes-kin lard goblin can die in a fire. Not enough Class K extinguishers in the world to put it out once started though.)
[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why is the stereotyped sexist line "make me a sandwich"?
If I had someone who knew how to cook, how to really cook, I wouldn't be like, "Bitch, make me a sandwich!" I'd be like, "Yo, make me a fucking steak and grill me some asparagus."
I guess that doesn't really roll of the tongue, but whatevs
[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No bitch, you already had enough sandwiches.
[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You've had enough sandwiches.
[–] HerrKaleu 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Are you sure that sandwich is big enough for her?
[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How about a salad...
[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If I was 18 and saw that, I'd seriously consider straight to gay sexual reorientation classes.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh you mean ranch dressing with lettuce.
[–] eueueu [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hey, fats can make salads without ranch:
https://youtu.be/ogBhgYm2K50?t=52s
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fine, then go change the oil on my car while I make your sandwich.
"No way, that's a man's job!"
[–] theepilepticferret ago (edited ago)
Only a fat, lazy pork orc can't change the oil on her own car... that's pretty basic shit
[–] drakesdoom 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
No one asks an obeast to make them a sandwich. As soon as they enter the kitchen they would get distracted and eat everything.
[–] eueueu [S] ago
And if they actually manage to make one it's hard to tell it apart by size from the satire in this image, look at Simply Sara's "Cuban Sandwich" for reference
[–] Dewdropdragon ago
That and hams don't cook, they just eat mcdonalds and other shit