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[–] ItsYourFaultYoureFat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Lmao this is sad but get used to it, especially if you have a job that allows you to sit.

My last job was an office job and myself and about 10-15 other people (high turnover rate) were the only humans. This was out of an office of 300-400 people. I was cordial with everyone but only friendly with the humans. I never talk to fats unless they speak to me first and if it's not work related I end the convo as quickly as possible. I only eat lunch with the humans, none of them are shitlords so they always bring a mouth-breather and welp, lunch ruined.

We went to a townhall (pig roast) to get everyone together and when I walked in and saw the seating I immediately got #triggered. It was row seating with no arms so the seats were touching. The chairs were normal sized and there was no fucking way I letting a calorie crook spill over on me.

So I got all the humans to sit together towards to end of the row and allowed a small fat to sit at other end of the group (not next to me) since she was friends with one of the humans and I didn't want it to be obvious. On my way to the bathroom I glanced at the audience and they looked uncomfortable and stuffed. Most of them were taking up 1.5 seats (the average fat today), a good chunk of 2-3 seaters, but this mammoth was taking up FOUR FUCKING CHAIRS. How can you not be ashamed???

I look forward to your posts, especially if you guys have to walk up stairs on the regular. Is this a stair only building or was it just because it was orientation? Also, make workfriends with the few humans ASAP.

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[–] Runway22L ago 

That's just gross...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[–] temp413 ago  (edited ago)

My brain physically will not accept the idea that someone could take up four chairs. I can't do it.

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[–] ItsYourFaultYoureFat ago 

Hahaha it sounds comical. I thought the same thing, until I saw it. It just looked deformed it was fucking disgusting.

Why are hams able to get employment? They definitely don't deserve welfare or any assistance but not employment either. They're not smart enough or fast enough to steal. Just cut off all finances and let them die already.