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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago (edited ago)
I actually tried to have one inserted earlier in the year but my cervix was so small they couldn't get it in and said I'd have to be sedated if they were going to get it placed correctly.
But being elbow deep in a whale makes me think that doctor didnt encounter the problem of a too small cervix...
[–] LimaBrains 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
I didn't even think about women who hadn't dilated getting it, that's a good point!
Maybe her fat was like, smothering her bits?
[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
barf
I just imagine that all fats have vaginas like the gaping entrance of Tartarus. But you have a point. I'm sure all its other organs are being crushed as well, so no stretch to imagine the cervix being the same way. (Sorry for the bad pun; I couldn't help myself)