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[–] ShitlordOfTheManor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was playing one of those couples' naughty card games with my ex, and the card said, "Go to the fridge and put something on your body for your partner to eat/lick off'.

I wrapped my dick in Parma Ham.

No idea why we're not still together!