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[–] AOU 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

If that beta cuck is not a gay in a closet, I'm George Washington.

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[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I played it without sound for 2 seconds. He stilled managed to look gayer than a rainbow flag at a Lady Gaga concert...

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[–] jingle 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm between that or green card.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My gaydar says HELL YEAH

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[–] WonderfulTriggers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Definitely gay. And maybe blind.

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[–] Analingus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Come out, come out, wherever you are...

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Bring out your deadasses! Bring out your deadasses! "

"But I'm not a deadass yet! I can still go for a walk."

"Not for long. Help with this?"

"Sure thing. Cheeseburger?"

thud

"Thanks."

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[–] Dewdropdragon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Look you stupid fat,you've got no legs left "

"Yes I have"

"Look!"

"It's just a flesh wound . Time for another slice of cake."

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She honestly looks like a bag of shit and he looks like a degenerate. Watching the both of them was the most uncomfortable thing ever. Additionally that guy must have a super low self esteem or a pig fucking fetish. Can you imagine how nasty she must smell?

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[–] blower87 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I managed to watch two minutes. They met on the internet and dude has a fading British accent. Green card marriage 100%.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not exactly. She moved to the U.K. He's Scottish. She, I think, is from California.

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[–] Cerryo 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

ARGH I WANT HER TO UNPLUG HER STUPID NOSE SO SHE CAN ACTUALLY TALK

Except it's just fat crowding around her speaking apparatus I suppose, so there is no unplugging to be done. :(

I hate fat voices. What a revolting body she has. It can't even sound right. I just want to get away, when somebody seems that severely ill.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She looks a lot like my new cow worker who takes 5 shits per 8 hour shift, and I am dead serious. Thank god I don't pee anymore so I never have to use it.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Kidney failure. I don't have a pee bag like the poster posted above lol

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[–] EnchantedWhatNow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A little snooping on Instagram finds she has married him and then moved to the UK. Can you imagine the shame his parents felt when he brought that home with intention to marry it? Is she doing it for a healthcare Green card? Cause you know she is a ticking time bomb. I can only imagine how much suffering she will cause the NHS with her condishunnnsss. I can already hear the sleep apnea machine whirring and the stretchers creaking.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shouldn't the NHS charge them by the pound for importing a fat? I mean, it's taxes didn't pay into the system, and if it just sits at home and doesn't work, then it's literally bogging down the system.

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[–] EnchantedWhatNow 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I remember reading this a while back : http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/obese-migrant-told-to-lose-weight-before-making-move-400723.html

Some fat logic in there from the obeasts, but overall New Zealand has the right idea. I'm pretty sure I read something similar about Australian migration to.

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[–] beeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

theyre so uncomfortable to watch

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[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This guy takes "love is blind" to a whole new level.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Unable to smell, unable to see, unable to touch...

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