Archived The Woman Who Took Twelve Hours to Complete a Marathon Questions Others' Athleticism (sli.mg)
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Archived The Woman Who Took Twelve Hours to Complete a Marathon Questions Others' Athleticism (sli.mg)
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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Did it roll the entire way? I'm fairly sure someone could do the worm the entire marathon and beat 12 hours.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Raging Chestpain is famous for its 12 hour long marathon.
It's important to note that some details were omitted from its blog: it did sign as a "walker" instead of a runner; it was the last one to cross the finish line, several hours after all the remaining competitors, including many elderly runners; there was a time limit of 12 hours that was disrespected; and the race officials were volunteers, meaning they were kept there just to sustain its narcissism.
[–] Artie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She took like multiple piss breaks (and probably shit breaks too) and at that massive size they probably take quite a while. I imagine she spent at least an hour in a bathroom given that she finished so far behind all the elderly.