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[–] Fllmia [S] 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

It died while getting up from a public toilet. When you stand your blood pressure changes (in healthy people) to account for blood pooling in the legs. In fats, and older people this doesn't work right. The fatty in our story fainted on standing up from taking a dump, fell to the floor and went into cardiac arrest in a locked bathroom stall.

So dignified.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Okay I just giggled at that. Can I laugh really loud and long at this even though you kinda see this as a tragedy?

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[–] Fllmia [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If we didn't laugh we'd be crying at how doomed we are.

Honestly right now the only thing I feel is rage. It's mother is a good person and shitlord. She will never be the same and this fat fuck did this to her.

It was a choice born of selfishness.

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[–] 6622709? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just like another fat fuck....Elvis.

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[–] lifting_cat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It died as it lived... waiting for other people to clean up its shit.

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[–] LittleBittz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did it wipe first?

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[–] Fllmia [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm going to guess no. Based how fat it was. Class V deathfat