Posted by: Fllmia
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Would it be inappropriate to post to his wall "told you so" ? Because if you really don't care for the internet backlash, go for it fam.
[–] Fllmia [S] 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
The only one that would hurt anymore would be his mother and sister, both of whom are good, thin, athletic people.
[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Ah, we can't have that then.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Haha genius.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I take it this child didn't outlive its parents? I think this will become much more common.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm confident Witless Weighmore will be buried by her parents.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I certainly hope so. Preferably sooner rather than later.
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
So this is how fat fucks and gainers want to die... At age 31... People who want to live long happy healthy lives want to experience family and success. This is pathetic as it can be. He died to win in an eating contest... A victory that is pure shame... Victories are meant to be moments to live for and remember. This fat fuck will be remembered as the most pathetic being... Fatty fat fats are going to say that he at least he lived his life but don't realize his death was slow and painful.
[–] Fllmia [S] 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
It died while getting up from a public toilet. When you stand your blood pressure changes (in healthy people) to account for blood pooling in the legs. In fats, and older people this doesn't work right. The fatty in our story fainted on standing up from taking a dump, fell to the floor and went into cardiac arrest in a locked bathroom stall.
So dignified.
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Okay I just giggled at that. Can I laugh really loud and long at this even though you kinda see this as a tragedy?
[–] 6622709? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Just like another fat fuck....Elvis.
[–] lifting_cat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It died as it lived... waiting for other people to clean up its shit.
[–] LittleBittz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Did it wipe first?
[–] Visitresss 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Please, tell me it didn't have kids.
[–] Fllmia [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Still lived in its parent's basement.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wow, I eat a 1/4lb patty w/mustard and a handful of steamed broccoli and I'm stuffed for the next ~6 hours.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's why I hate and avoid burger places that sole marketing tactic is the size of their burger "1 pound burger!" Like what the fuck. Why would anyone want to stuff that much ground beef into their mouth? It doesn't even taste good when that thick.
[–] That_wont_do_pig ago
Damn that only took a few months