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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It's genetic, shitlord. Dating femayos runs in the family.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No one runs in that family!!

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[–] GregorSamsa 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't know if you tell them there's only one box of hostess cupcakes left they'd probably throw their scootypuff into turbo and say that's running....wait...thats not running. Well, shit I guess you're right.

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[–] Condi_Shaun 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That piggy can't even be bothered to take its hoof out of the popcorn bucket long enough to pose for a photo properly.

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[–] thereallg 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That bothered me immensely as well. At first glance I thought it was a sandwich poking out of the basket. Turns out it's just a drumstick.

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[–] Dewdropdragon ago 

I thought the same thing . No shame what so ever .

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Can't really explain this one. Two tall pretty fit brothers go whole hog. The wives didn't balloon up, or rather, they did, but they were already supermorbese at marriage. They have kids too.

They're from an area that is not short on fit women, so... yup. Pigfucking must be a hereditary mental defect.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Is their mom planetary? My SIL became more spherical with each kid she popped out and now my nephew as an adult is a gross pigfucker. I have to think those two are somehow related.

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[–] financialpanther3 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yep. Guys that grow up with obese mothers either hate it, and stick to good-looking human women, or they internalize the grossness and date hams.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Honestly, not sure. I recall seeing another photo with hambeasts in it, but it's hard to tell their age.

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[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pig fuckers just need to be re-educated in a mental ward, or if not, just shot. Those greasy beasts think they are anything but disgusting useless subhumans because of mentally challenged pig fuckers like those.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Beat me to it, upvoat.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah Vancouver is usually pretty good, but it is starting to get pretty fat. Just head out to the outter areas... Surrey is full of fat single moms.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] ago 

Been there. It's had lots of single moms forever but now they're fat.

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[–] Literallycant ago 

Oh my god what a waste of super attractive men. Why. How can lifting fupa out of the way for sex be hot

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Each, um, "girl"friend looks to weigh about as much as both brothers combined. That's disgusting, to put it mildly.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah it's unreal. I mean, wouldn't you stop eating once your legs shatter from the force of your own hoofsteps?

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

How dare you shitlord! They must have such wonderful personalities! Honor their curves! Check your thin privilege! /s obviously. This is fucking gross. I hate pig fuckers as much as I hate fats.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Their personalities come in Salt & Vinegar Bacon, Sour Cream & Onion Bacon, and Double Cheese Bacon flavours.

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[–] morbidly_teehees 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe these guys had a bet going, they keep one upping each other with bigger and bigger hamplanets

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jesus, that last picture really takes the cake, teehee. Seriously, what the fuck is that thing on the far right? It looks like some kind of imposter Picasso painting, you know back when Picasso went through that "paint things that have been hit repetitively in the face with a shovel" period. Come to think of it, I believe that was more little Nicky than Picasso..

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was so confused at first. He has a brother? That's just another fat chick... oh. Oh. Wow.

4/4 should've been aborted

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[–] hulkingmanbeast [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

5/7 completely agree

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I hate this so fucking much. I feel like this is a waste of perfectly good male bodies to make healthy babies because of some fucked up mental views. And on top of that, how can you be seen in public with those things? I'd feel ashamed with a beast like that around me, much less showing it off.

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