Posted by: Aidivn
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
This one is a classic. None of it happened. As usual, fatty needs attention and sympathy so it invented the mean old shitlord to blame for its lack of ability to attract anyone.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I agree. Look at her writing style and then look at "his" writing style, they're so similar it 100% makes me think they're done by the same person. Also, no sane person ever would write that much to say "Not interested".
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I've seen this post on here before... IIRC someone ran it through some sort of analyzer that said "his" note was most likely written by a woman
Edit: I ran "his response" through this analyzer myself and got these results
[–] LolaBane 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That was a bit wordy from the dude. All he had to say was, " Thanks, but no thanks." Creepy beta dude probably DID want to fuck her, showed a pic to his friends and got laughed at for being a chubby chasers.
[–] Aidivn [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
He'd go to jail for bestiality because last time I checked fucking a pig is illegal.
[–] LolaBane 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Lol, Burn!
[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Throughout reading that article I was wondering "is she ever going to post a non-myspace angled photo of herself?"
Got to the end.. even fatter than I imagined. Interesting how much of that gut fat can be disguised just from her laying down/stretching out, too.
Also, how old is she?From her blog, she's ~30. She looks to be in her mid 40s to early 50s.[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Beta called it pretty but chubby and it's response is to REEEEEE instead of losing some weight.
THAT's why we hate you fats.
[–] yomo86 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dude was stupid or naive. You leave if you spot an obeast; leave the business to the professionals captain Ahab for instance or the orphan boy who helps them.
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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Right? Like she's the kind of person that even if she lost the weight (it won't happen, but just go with me on this) she would still be ugly.
[–] Rawscent 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
All the fat-hiding angled pics she could shoot! Just proves what a deceitful bitch she really is. And she had no idea he wasn't turned on by her? That makes her deceitful and stupid. And airing his private email to her makes her vengeful. Remember cat-fished dudes: Just say 'You're fat!' and walk away (no need to run).
[–] AnoInc 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This has been posted a few times. I'm not complaining, always a good chuckle. But I seem to remember someone putting the dialog through a writing analysis program and concludingredients the "guys" portion was written by the whingy minge.