Posted by: Phillyshitlord
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[–] 6594280? 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It is, of course, not exercising. Everyone knows that if you actually exercise at a Planet Fitness you get kicked out for body shaming the other hams.
[–] BeetJuice 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
donut curls
[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's exercising the motions of shoveling food towards it's head.
[–] AichSmize 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's the "I'm pretending" workout.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yup, she does this for 12 seconds, goes back to sit on a bench and fiddle on her phone for a half an hour, goes home and tells everyone how long she was at the gym for.
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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've never been able to understand how people can read on a treadmill. If you're actually running, how do you not get motion sick from the text bouncing around?
[–] shiorixsensei ago
I like to play pokemon on my 3ds while on the stair master. Speed set somewhere from 6-8
[–] SWAYking ago
if you're doing an incline walk you could read
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think it's doing curls, but I don't know why it's using kettlebells. On top of that, it's wearing a coat, which is really weird in a gym unless the air conditioner is too cold. But how can it be too cold for a fat?
Also, why isn't its feet straight? Why isn't its hair up? Why did it bring a book? What the fuck is it doing?
[–] 6596934? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why is it standing on a mat?
So many questions!
But I'm pretty sure the answer is "because Planet Fatness".
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe it's afraid of falling?
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe this would work: https://makeagif.com/
Also, fats and "exercise", one of the best sources of real world humor. It looks like it caught you too
[–] Phillyshitlord [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I fucking made eye contact when I took the pic. Fuck is it gonna do?
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Your face when it will do absolutely nothing, because fat people have no spines.
[–] Pyrrha191 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, you REALLY need single muscle isolation exercises. Super duper work you deserve a handful of tootsie rolls.
Also I just spent like 4 minutes trying to figure out if that's a planet fitness in Philly that I've been to. Search was inconclusive though