In essence, Alexa became a babe and I became a sack of trash.
I get winded walking up the three flights of stairs to my apartment...the thought of plié-ing next to a whole bunch of hot girls for an hour sounded like hell.
I glanced up in time to catch a glimpse of her abs as she threw a shirt on over her sports bra.I hated her.
[Y]ou need weights,” she said looking at me. “I usually do two and four-pound ones but…” she started, not knowing whether or not my chubby arms could even lift up four pounds.
I tossed the free weights on the ground, unable to lift them any longer...[M]y breathing sounded like an old, run-down car as I wheezed my way past the first few exercises...I attempted to plank, only to have my arms give out. Finally I just laid on the floor like a dead animal while the girls around me inhaled together, holding their abs in and “tucking their tushes.” Fuck, I was out of shape. When we stood up again, I made eye contact with the bitch who tricked me into coming here.
I remember laying on my mat, shaking my head with tears in my eyes as the instructor told us we had a few more stomach exercises left.
I didn’t care that I looked like a tub of lard rolling around whimpering about the pain...Any notion I had that I wasn’t a useless ball of fat and pizza rolls was long, long gone.
I’m going to sign up for an unlimited plan for a month because like, if I can do that three times a week and end up looking like Mila Kunis, it’s worth ugly crying on a mat for 55 minutes..
Despite her plan to purchase an unlimited membership and look like "Mila Kunis" it is now three (3) months later and she is STILL fat. Notice her arms! My guess is that if she attended class again she would not bother grabbing the free weights or doing a full plank b/c its embarrassing that actual hot girls with toned arms and core strength outperform her in a group exercise class and she admittedly lies on the floor like a useless ball of fat and pizza rolls. She probably still can't climb stairs without wheezing. It appears that without her hot friend to motivate (shame) her to going to class she has fallen back on her old bad habits of eating shit and being lazy.
I'm confused because I know Austin is trendy and popular right now so she ought to be able to find some hot friends to hang out with who will drag her fat ass to the gym. She does not want it though...because she is and forever will be a fat girl.
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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I live in her city. Austin IS trendy and hip right now, and it's very popular to do these weird not-exercise-exercise-classes, such as city surf or pure barre. You see the girls everyone wants to be - the most expensive "cutest" outfits, blonde, tall, etc - going to them and of course the fats want to be that way so they sign up, go once, and that's it. Like yoga, or a gym, or anything else fats try and do. She's also a fat sorority girl, and judging by the "girls" I see around UT (parenthesis important - I don't think pigs can actually attend classes so they must be lost) are all this size or bigger. And they all wear give up shit. Sorry college shitlords.
also, speaking of Austin, apparently this pig went to ACL. My SO went with our mutual friend, they shitlorded the whole time because the only thin women were from overseas. The rest were inappropriately dressed hippos masquerading as waif-like boho hippies with too little clothes and too many tacos.
[–] veganyogi [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
LOL waif-like boho hippies and too many tacos.