Archived Resist the Wedding Industry Complex...with HAES! (BYO Eyebleach) (offbeatbride.com)
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Archived Resist the Wedding Industry Complex...with HAES! (BYO Eyebleach) (offbeatbride.com)
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
So how about 100lb up from now? They didn't agree to that either, did they? But it will happen.
[–] Guillemet [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's a goldmine for rebuttals. I preserved the URL because it was hilariously wrong.
Also known as...psychological addiction.
Oh, my sides! They're in orbit and will never approach a third of the size of hers!
[–] acidmakesmepuke ago
"I'm a junkie. I have an emotional need for coke/heroin/whatever in my life." "Getting clean isn't the answer to getting over physiological problems"
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[–] fattiesgonnaeat ago
Agreed, fats don't deserve nice things, like beautiful wedding dresses. At least this fat piece of shit wore an ugly, weird dress that was probably the only thing it could fit into.
[–] 6581934? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Content of this ummm "article" aside that "wedding dress" looks like a toddler's Halloween or dress up play costume like somebody took an oversized tutu and glued it or wrapped it around a leotard or tank top or onsie or something.
The content just makes me want to smash my head into anything that is cement.
[–] llwish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Alterations can be expensive AF" spoken like someone who knows NOTHING about sizing.
I had to go up 3 sizes for my own wedding dress to get the length I needed and then have everything taken in. With a fat, nothing is where it's supposed to be. Darts are needed around the bust because their stomachs are usually bigger.... the length on larger sizes is longer because designers know that normal, larger- not fat- women are taller. So being a fat bride, now you have the length to take off, which most dresses you can't hack off the bottom- it has to come off at the hips/waist. Which is expensive!! And I have watched seamstresses let out dresses days before a wedding that were downright miracles. Adding panels, corset backs... because the bride was "treating" herself before her big day.
[–] RoundTwoElectric 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I hate this "riots not diets" shit. Yeah, fatties in a riot would be mowed down like they mow through McDonald's
[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I bet if you told them that by losing a few 100 pounds they end up saving on the dress and end up having more money for a bigger cake they would do it.
[–] theepilepticferret ago (edited ago)
Article aside, those photos are god-awful. Your wedding day is supposed to be the day where you look your best - its wedding dress looks like something pork orcs wear to those "colour runs", and its mate looks like a lazy, sloppy bastard who just threw a suit jacket over a T-shirt he picked off his laundry pile because it didn't smell "that" bad. And this is how these two pigs will be immortalized in their wedding photos. Classy.