Posted by: ChicagoSunroof
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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
These fucktards are the reason why bracelets keep getting bigger. I cannot buy a bracelet without it being way too big and falling of my hand. Even the adjustable ones on their smallest sizes are too damn big.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My SO got one today. He's 5'9, 164, and he had to use the smaller band. Holy shit, people are so much fatter than I ever imagined.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy fuck. Popeye?
[–] ScheissherrBayern 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fuckers should be used to needing a belt extension
[–] ChicagoSunroof [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love some of the comments:
Birds of a feather!
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hope Apple sticks to its guns on this one. Eight-inch-plus hooves and the porkers can't see treating their bodies like landfills is the problem JFC.
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I had to grab a tape measure out of my desk to check my wrist... holy shit, fatass can't even fit an 8 inch band? Congrats on leaving humanity hahahahaha
[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's not an exercise tool to a lard-ass, it's a fashion statement. A ridiculous, sink-in-the-fat-of-your-wrist fashion statement. Something to brag to their other fatty friends about and REEward themselves with some starbeetus. "I walked over 100 steps today! Hooray for me and muh curves! I deserve a Starbucks! HAES!"
[–] ShitArchon ago
I see someone else is familiar with the phenomenon of FitBit virtue-signaling.
[–] 6584879? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is such an alien concept to me, I'm into watches and I've never had a band that was too small. More often,they're too large