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[–] Sellyoulight 2 points 40 points (+42|-2) ago 

OMG! Can you picture the deafening reeeeeeeeing that’d be going if some “bariatric” (tee,hee!) ambulance had artwork like that on it in the US? The fats would be wailing and sobbing hysterically to the ACLU, their legislators, the Pres, the Pope, God and maybe even His boss (Raging Chestpain).

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 2 points 34 points (+36|-2) ago 

Can we use "whaling" in place of "wailing" as a verb for fats whinging?

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

I feel like this is long overdue!

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"whaling" is already the word for hunting whales.

What about whailing?

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They use the Reeeeee-ing to save money on sirens.

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[–] mk46gunner 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

That was the laugh I needed today. Holy shit that's great.

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Italian shitlords and shitladies here? I WANT TO DRINK BEER IN YOUR NAME

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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Italian reporting.

Fat shaming is ok.

Eating carbs for breakfast is ok.

Bakery and pastry shops are filled with thin toned people, fat people are too ashamed to eat in public.

It's a win win situation.

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[–] Hedberg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's just the Americans who have a war on carbs since they removed everything good about them until it's white sponge cake, so instead of eating one slice of good bread and feeling satiated they now eat 8 and a pound of meat in between the slices (slices the size of a hand. They used to be the size of the palm of the hand).

Japanese eat a lot of carbs percentage wise in their diet. So do the French and Italians. Overall kcal consumed/Dosage makes the poison.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Can you please tell me this is real??? If so can you pls marry me so I can live in Italy!!!

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[–] theepilepticferret 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I'm 3rd generation but born and raised in Canada, does that count?

Screw it, I'm having some wine anyway 🍷

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[–] Ringorollingthunder 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

3rd Generation what ? Living in Caneda? Nope does not Count then if Italian food is some Limp Pasta with Tomato Sauce for you then you Are not Italian. But Have your whine anyways

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[–] trodlo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Checking in. Thou the picture is very funny I find sad that now we need this kind of ambulances.

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[–] fat_soul 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

\o

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[–] TwoTonTessie 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

THANK YOU ODIN

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[–] Kvnt 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Sire [S] 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

That is epic. Only the "humanitas" is quite a poor choice.

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[–] 6535144? 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

"Subhumanitas"

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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's the name of the clinic!

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[–] Runway22L 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

OMFG! That's it, I'm moving to Italy! VIVA ITALIA!

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

DAAAAYUM! :))

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

HAHAHAHA this made my morning, thanks OP

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