Archived Why you can't search for avg body type anymore on any dating site (sli.mg)
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Archived Why you can't search for avg body type anymore on any dating site (sli.mg)
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[–] ScootyPoofTipper 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
The feeling of disgust you feel when you realize that this is indeed the new average...
[–] stearic [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
Sadly you're correct. You have to put thin or athletic to get the normal body type. Then again some of these hogs say they are athletic when the only thing they run to is the kitchen for more beetus fuel.
[–] ScootyPoofTipper 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
They always put Hiking as their hobbies too. Apparently walking on a trail 100 feet with trees on both sides of you is the same thing. 😑
[–] Tax_Blobs 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Says "I hate liars." Proceeds to tick Athletic body type.
[–] Mongychops 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Tehcnically correct, the
best*worst *kind of correct.[–] AichSmize 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
Why don't dating sites list it like this?
Underweight
Normal
Overweight
Obese
SMASHING THE PATRIARCHY
[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Gotta have one for "TRUE PATRIOTS", too. More than enough right-wing fats for that.
[–] Storm333 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Snorted coffee (plain, black) through my nose, thanks lol
[–] coralincandescent 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Apparently she's eating more than plenty of fish.
[–] love_rape 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Rimshot
[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
POF should be updated and called Plenty of Whales..
[–] ScootyPoofTipper 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Plenty of Fats
[–] leweb 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This is what happened to drinks, right? Went from "Small/Medium/Large" to "Medium/Large/Extra large" to "Tall/ grande/venti". In then years the sizes will be "Huge/enormous/ludicrous".
Same thing is happening to people. Or rather former people. I shudder when I imagine the future.
[–] AnoInc 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Actual conversation. *place 20 ounce drink on 7-11 counter.
"You know the 44 ounce is 25 cents cheaper."
"It's already poured, this is all I want."
"But you could get more soda and save a quarter."
"There are people waiting."
"I'm just saying it's a better deal. Don't you want more soda?"
*slap the drink across the counter and walk out.
[–] nofatfucks ago
People give me weird looks when I order a "short" 8 oz.
[–] bdmthrfkr 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What is that thing?!?!? (and I don't man the fish.)
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The fish has more neck.
[–] christ93 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It was just starting to get like this the last time I used a dating site about 10 years ago. I don't even want to look at what is on the dating sites now.