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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fatass I know was telling me it lost its job because it was taking too many bathroom breaks (totes not its fault, it's because it has the beetus), even though fatty was apparently "the best" at that particular job. Then it told me it wa learning to use computers (learning to use Word and such) because it wanted to find a better job, that paid more and it wasn't as much work, like a managerial position. And I was thinking, "you can't even manage your own bladder."
So I quickly disentangled myself from that conversation and moved away.