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[–] primar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Figs, in a supermarket?
[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, they usually keep em right next to the baby powder and feminine hygiene products. *Points*
*Gets red in the face. Sucks in gut and begins to stutter*
S-soo uh.. you come here o-often? I hear Ghost in the Shell is out! It's based on a really cool anime, wanna watch it with me? We could take my scootypuff. N-not that this is a date or anything. Baka!
[–] primar 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Wouldn't a fat know exactly where the baby powder is?
[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
We get them fresh a few times a year, HEB ftw.
[–] Cerryo 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I've seen fresh figs a few times, in grocery stores. I think once in a Wegmans, and later in a Trader Joe's.
Also dried ones are more common.
[–] primar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now I need to start keeping track of fig season and start planning trips to trader Joe's accordingly. Thanks!
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[–] primar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, but it would still be weird to have those in the fresh produce section, no?