Posted by: SurgicalShitlord
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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
"Pretty obese," @ 270. Uh huh. Like a woman in labor is "mildly pregnant."
[–] ChokeSlamAHam 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
"wageslaving"
That is a perfect fat person term. They would fall in line with the type who would want to be hired as a boss without having first met the necessary prerequisites. You majored in Gender and Calorie Studies. The core of your education were electives and time off to attend talks given by human blimps. A lazy fat wouldn't take the time to work hard and learn. That requires some form of discipline and difficulty. Fat people only have the required amount of discipline it takes to move their hands to their mouths.
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fatass I know was telling me it lost its job because it was taking too many bathroom breaks (totes not its fault, it's because it has the beetus), even though fatty was apparently "the best" at that particular job. Then it told me it wa learning to use computers (learning to use Word and such) because it wanted to find a better job, that paid more and it wasn't as much work, like a managerial position. And I was thinking, "you can't even manage your own bladder."
So I quickly disentangled myself from that conversation and moved away.
[–] Storm333 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Gender and Calorie Studies 😂 going to use that
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
FTFY
[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Never hire fatties. They don't even know shit about their specialty subject; food.
[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Truth. They would eat a urinal cake if you deep fried it.
[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I'd watch this show
[–] Knote 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have smelled some surprisingly good urinal cakes.
[–] TheGreatLenov ago
They don't eat real food.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
How does a person like this make it to working age?
Sometimes I wish we were back on the frontier or medieval times where worthless idiots died before they reached double digits
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Fat people are unfairly discriminated against when going for jobs." Yes, because they are terrible at them. This fuck can't even identify fruit. There is every reason not to hire them because none of them knows shit about anything.
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[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] ago
Fats are not adults. They're mentally deficient malignant children with an addiction, in overfed adult bodies. I think this is real.
[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A friend had a fig tree in his backyard. We used to eat them when they were ripe. Fresh figs are great tasting, but don't eat too many or you'll be on the can all night.
[–] theepilepticferret ago
Username relevant
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Even if we ignored its absolute inadequacy for the job- what sort of employee, when asked a question they don't know the answer to, just makes shit up? Why not just say "sorry, I'm not sure, I'll go find out for you."?
I shouldn't get shocked by how easily they lie considering how almost every story here at FPH tells of a dishonest slob, but fuck. They really are like a separate, sub-human animal with really shitty ethics.
[–] Officedrone 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Came here to post this. WTF. Incompetent piece of shit.