Archived Fat Ultra Runner? You've got to be kidding me... (rw.runnersworld.com)
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Archived Fat Ultra Runner? You've got to be kidding me... (rw.runnersworld.com)
submitted ago by SilentMaster
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[–] Analingus 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Remember fats are liars
[–] RowboatGirlyman 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Not a 'runner'... look her up on Athlinks, people. 18 minute miles on a 25K race.
[–] LessRealsMoreFeels 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The article claims a 11-13 minute pace. Hmmm.
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was gonna say... even at my slower pace, I'll average 4 mph walking. But this fathlete just proved to me that HAES is possible and you can be morbidly obese and fit!! /s
[–] LolaBane 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wow...that is slower then walking normally.
[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I think she's pulling their leg. If she can really run a full marathon, or an ultra marathon, and runs 25 miles/week to train, then she's an extremely rare bird. And I don't care if she can really run, she should LOSE WEIGHT or else he knees will explode. Plus, she's fugly.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hope they do!
[–] WonderfulTriggers 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Eats only 1500 calories a day. .
Runs miles and miles every day.
Takes selfies of every workout.
Is another fat liar.
[–] Nesaispas 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Actually, it said it refuses to eat only 1500 calories a day.
Which is why it is fat.
[–] WonderfulTriggers ago
Oh, reading comprehension. My fault; it gets annoying even to skim through their excuses. Also, when I ran 20 km. a day, I could eat whatever I wanted, but for some reason, when you're training hard your body tells you to eat good food.
[–] Ilisyer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She's consistently top 100% with her 6.5 hour marathon times. Good job, Mirna, you've succeeded at being a loser.
[–] SilentMaster [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
For fuck's sake, I run ultra marathons, there are LITERALLY never any overweight people there. This is fucking horseshit and if she's really running the kind of miles I run, she's going to be in a wheel chair in 5 years.
[–] 6499675? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm not a runner, but a long-distance cyclist. When I'm doing a tour--or even just in summer when I'm logging some pretty serious miles--it's really hard to keep weight on. I have to be pretty much constantly eating. If she is indeed a long-distance runner, I can't imagine what the fuck she is stuffing into her face.
[–] SilentMaster [S] ago
My fattest runnning buddy is my height and we run identical training sessions. He's about 20 pounds heavier than me, and I know it's because he has pizza for dinner most nights with a beer or two. I skip those and I have lost 5 pounds the last 2 years. I'm not sure if he's gained or maintained, but he's much bigger than me. So I would say the answer to your question is pizza, beer, and whatever the fuck else she wants to eat.
[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It says she runs 35 miles a week. That's five miles a day. That is nothing for someone who supposedly trains for ultras. That's not even what people run every morning for other sports.
[–] Uglybutnotfat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I bet her "running" is more "counting steps on her phone", if even that, but I doubt it is.
I do that doing that 10K steps a day thing to hatch pokemon and shit. Then I go to the gym and jog a couple times a week, but then again, I'm not even close to fit.
[–] SilentMaster [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I only ran about 40 miles a week this year preparing for my ultras. That number is probably ok. I mean, I'm not elite, I'm just a normal guy that does them. I think I got 8th in my age group at the one in August. At a 5K I can get first in age group and 2nd or 3rd overall at age 40 so that's where my strength is right now. Maybe I can move up in the ultras if I start running 200 miles a month. Not sure, I do have a job and a life and no sponsors, so 40 miles a week is about all I can swing.
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Notice there's no one around it in those selfies... Guess all the other runners were already done.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also, no sweat. She doesn't look like she's in the middle of exercising.