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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
That is no longer a chair. It is a bench.
Honestly, we need to take back the correct use of the English (or whatever your native tongue is) language. Stop letting the fats re-define things. "Wow, glad they had a bench available for me and my child!" "Good thing they had bench seating, that woman would not fit in a chair"
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I agree, but you may be redefining "woman" with that last one. Maybe we should try "that blob of fat encasing what was once a human" instead
[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
True. Something for everyone to work on :)
[–] fatsruineverything 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Nah. It's a chair, see...
[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I hate you so much right now.
[–] l23r 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Literally said OGOD out loud.
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
It is a love seat, for sharing with another human.
[–] DependaTricaretops 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
My SO took me to the doctors once and all the chairs were taken except one like this. So we just sat in the same chair and both fit just fine. The fact that they have to make a "chair" like this to accommodate someone's huge ass is scary.
[–] eueueu 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, that's obviously a bench, not a chair.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Just make sure you wipe off and disinfect it first. Don't want to come into contact with second hand grease and fupa sweat.
Not going to lie, I gagged a little typing that one out.
[–] Runway22L ago
Not anymore apparently
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
In Europe that's what we call a bench..
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That’s a celebrity-endorsed designer chair. It’s the Witless Weigh More Memorial Fatass Chair.
[–] Runway22L ago
Wish I could give you a double for that!
[–] wuzhao 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If you need this chair you don't need a doctor, you need to stop stuffing your face.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"You can not judge a persons health by just looking at them" said no doctor ever!
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Dr. Kevorkian can help them.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nah, killing fat people with pharmaceuticals, or CO or really anything but a stroke can get tricky. The fat makes the toxicology difficult, what would work in a normal sized person will not work in the obese. Much like their disgusting bodies, the deposition of drugs and toxins into fat tends to be rather erratic.
[–] AthleticSharts ago
Probably both, honestly.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why do I mostly see these things in doctor's surgeries and hospitals? It's almost as if the fattest are the sickest members of society. Nah, it can't be that, health clearly isn't connected to weight. /s
[–] type2dieofbeetus 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hospital room is where I last saw a chair this bariatric, when I took my dad to get stitches. I sat in this...thing...as I waited. I shit you not, it even had a stray McDonald's french fry wedged between the seat and back.
[–] DayShaun 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're right. I've never seen a chair this size that wasn't in a hospital waiting room.
[–] c-fox 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Isn't it a couch - for two or three people? Please tell me it is.
[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
While I'm sure hams steal it constantly, it looks like one designed for mother and child (specifically a baby still in their car seat). It pissed me off to no end when I had mine in a car seat, laying at my feet because someone took that chair. It was enough for us and the big diaper bag, too.