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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Asking each passenger for his or her weight

Yes, because that worked SO well at a water park that we should implement the same procedure for a plane full of people

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We should wrap them in plastic, then when they stop moving... they'll be safe enough to weigh. Scales will be kept clean. Might need a heavy duty crane to move the dead weight though... package them as freight in the hold which should be cold enough to stop them smelling too much. Then deliver them to relatives abroad for disposal. And fine them if they don't collect their trash.

No relatives? Should fly them on military planes and dump the unwrapped load once over international waters. This should help the dwindling shark populations. Tsunami waves might be a problem though.