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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
5,000 kcal of broccoli is more than just unhealthy, it's probably enough fiber to kill someone.
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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If I had to guess, it would be the potassium, yes. I hope so, at least. 400g of insoluble fibers would evacuate the entire GI tract, which seems like a painful way to die.
Cool fact: eating lots of broccoli and other dark green leaves makes your feces green, too.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
ROFL nice work on the math. A single serving of frozen broccoli (from the bag in my fridge anyways) is 30 kcal. I'll have 2-3 servings some days, sometimes all at once. That is a lot of broccoli and leaves me stuffed for hours and hours.
[–] 32DDbitches ago
Whoa. Yet another reason to avoid those devil shrubs.